Sheet Laundry

“How the Massage Business Rewrote my Story
(Who’s Happy Ending is it Now, Chase?)”


You might be asking yourselves, “why would I want to read an entire book about massage therapy?”

To put it simply, the answer is amusement.

Being a Massage Therapist for so long has helped me to acquire a gigantic pile of entertaining stories that range from humorous to horrific, from unbelievable to unforgivable.

It's the career that you did not know was interesting. I too, was completely unaware of what I was signing up for when I started massage school long ago. But now that I know what I know, I feel an intense urge to put these stories into the universe in hopes that it will help my misunderstood profession.

Along with compelling client stories, this book describes my journey through life-a twisted tale of working through big girl problems and the efforts of saving myself from myself, you know the type.

Also, intertwined within the pages of my memoir there is a love triangle or two. Because, why would my life give me one problem to solve at a time? That would be too easy.

Through these experiences, there are many lessons learned along the way, most of which are learned the hard way because I used to be a total dumbass.

But through it all, there will be growth and all the good feels that memoirs often have. You will learn about this tiny little corner of humanity, and what massage therapy has done for me and for my clients.

We will laugh, we will cry, and we will not make jokes about Happy Endings.


Read my original post on why I wrote this book.

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